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Some people have the misconception of me that I am a good, church-going person who would never do anything to offend anyone. That’s mostly true. I try to stay out of trouble, and have thus far succeeded. I do try to attend church on a regular basis. And I don’t like offending anyone. What I do like, however, is offensive humor.

I love the movie Borat. There’s ROFLMAO as an expression, then there’s actually rolling on the floor laughing my ass off. That’s what Mister and I did during the hotel scene. I laughed so hard that I thought I was going to barf. This movie managed to offend pretty much everyone - nothing was off limits. That’s what I loved about it. You can’t be too serious if you hope to enjoy this movie.

Clerks 2 was another one that’s on my list of movies to buy. It starts off much like the first movie, with Dante and Randall going to work, this time at a fast food restaurant. The scene that got me was the over-the-top going away party that Randall planned for Dante. To this day, every once in awhile Mister will declare “I miss my donkey.” So inappropriate, yet too funny.

I love the tv show Mythbusters. It’s a very popular show, sure, but I don’t watch it to see myths get busted or even for the science of it. I watch it because they blow shit up. Yep, I like watching explosions on tv. And I love how, when trying to get bigger results, they resort to the motto “If it’s worth doing, it’s worth overdoing.” Hee hee. Oh, and Zac, if you happen to be reading this right now, I just made this whole paragraph up. I’m telling you this for the safety of your entire neighborhood - there’s no such thing as a tv show where they blow stuff up. You don’t need cable. Really.

Top Gear is another great show. I’m not a car geek at all, even though my dad owns a garage and has some classic vehicles in his collection. I don’t watch it to find out which loud, shouty car is tops on their list. I watch it for the challenges. They’ve used real cars to play soccer. They’ve run an Indy-style race using camper vans. They’ve made their own stretch limos from average, everyday cars. They tried to turn a Fiat into a rocketship and launch it into space (they failed and blew a big hole into the Northumberland countryside). And they’ve turned cars into amphibious vehicles and actually succeeded in getting one of them to cross the English Channel. The challenges and all the crashes they include are what keeps me watching that show.

Oh, shit, I almost forgot. I like to swear.

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