Vehicular Identity Crisis

This morning on my drive to work, I saw a Chevrolet SSR.  I’d seen this particular vehicle a few times before, and I always wondered: what the heck is it trying to be?  Is it a pickup truck?  Because if it is, it’s not much taller than a car.  Is it a car? Because if it is, it has a bed that makes it look like a pickup.  And what’s with the fenders?  Is it trying to evoke an earlier era with its rounded, protruding fenders?  Because if it is, it’s not working.  I really don’t know what to classify this vehicle as, though apparently Chevy classifies it as a pickup truck.  It probably rides like an overgrown sportscar.  One thing’s definite about this vehicle: you won’t have any trouble spotting it in a crowded parking lot!

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