I don’t like coffee. I don’t like anything coffee flavored. I don’t even like mocha, which is half coffee, half chocolate – and I am a huge chocoholic. Therefore, when I wake up in the morning and start stumbling around, all I have is juice to drink. After I fall asleep standing up in the shower, as nearly happened this morning, I find myself in a big hurry to get to work so I can get myself an o-so-healthy diet cola so I can finally get my hands on some caffeine. This morning, I had an idea for a great product – caffeinated fruit juice. They make juices with vitamins and calcium and all sorts of other stuff, so why not caffeine? Then I wouldn’t need to resort to diet soda. Seriously, what beverage options are there for us who need caffeine? Coffee, tea, soda, and those jet fuel drinks. Soda’s the only one I really like out of all those. So come on, juice seller people. Put some caffeine in the stuff so picky people like me can stay awake in the morning!
No Coffee Zone
February 6, 2008 By
Quick – patent your idea. Being a coffee person I probably would not have thought of it, but it’s brilliant. They have calcium-fortified OJ now, so why not caffeine-fortified OJ as well?
I should totally do that. It sucks having soda so early in the morning for the caffeine, and I thought of that as I was looking at some calcium and/or vitamin fortified juice. I mean, everything else is so loaded with caffeine, they might as well do it to something with some sort of nutritional value to it.